There once was a puppy who piddled,
In the hallway, right in the middle,
It was the last day of school,
And his bladder was full,
His mama should’ve known he was little.
There once was a puppy who pottied
At the Reading Summit, while teachers plotted,
He tried hard to wait,
But his mom was too late,
And so in the lobby he squatted.
There once was a puppy who pooped,
At a Best Buy, while his mom made the loop,
He whined and complained,
No one noticed his pain,
And so brown lumps they did scoop.