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Sunday, December 23, 2012

LAST LAUGHS- ANIMAL EPITAPHS



Two terrific poets.
Epitaphs for thirty
Animals of land, sky and sea.
Very punny. 


"Chicken Crosses Over"
She never found the answer
to the age-old question,
Why did the chicken cross the ro--?



"Ciao, Cow"
This grave is peaceful,
the tombstone shaded,
but I'm not here,
I've been cream-ated. 


"Final Pound for a Hound"
Once he dug holes in the lawn;
now he's there himself
dog-gone.


"Firefly's Final Flight"
Lights out.

1 comment:

Kyle said...

I can't stop laughing.