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"A Dog-Eat-Dog World"
It's a dog-eat-dog world.
If you want to be the alpha dog
you will have to demonstrate dogged determination,
work like a dog, and even if
you are dog tired or sick as a dog
you will still have to dog paddle
and keep your head above water.
Expect to put on an occasional dog and pony show.
There will be times
when you will feel like the tail is wagging the dog
or everything is going to the dogs
avoid barking up the wrong tree
Understand that everyone spends some time in the dog house.
In spite of your best intentions,
expect to encounter a lot of dogfights.
Do not act like a hot dog
expect to encounter a lot of dogfights.
Do not act like a hot dog
or rub people's fur the wrong way
understand that many people's bark is worse than their bite
understand that many people's bark is worse than their bite
sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie
but you can teach an old dog new tricks
if you throw them enough bones
if you do have to fight, know when to call off your dogs
occasionally you might even have to turn tailand slink away with your tail between your legs.
Remember, it's a dog-eat-dog world.
(C) Carol Wilcox, 2019
This is 'doggone' clever, Carol. (Couldn't help it! : ) I love the many, many idioms you used! Can you imagine the illustrations?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you inadvertently missed a day. I always hate it when that happens! But any of your options (writing one more or leaving . it at 29) would be good. I can't believe there are so many idioms with dogs! This is so clever.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah! I am SO saving this poem as a great example of idioms! You missed a day, but you BROUGHT IT with this poem!
ReplyDeleteThis feels like my life some days. The good news is, every dog has his day.
ReplyDeleteWhat a delightful dog poem! No sweat on missing a day. Poets are a forgiving group. I'm amazed that anyone has the stamina for a month of poems.
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