SLICE 14- A DAY IN (BAD) LIMERICKS

A teacher named Carol did stumble
To school with her head in a jumble.
The math skills she'd taught
were so easily forgot,
Down the toilet the test scores could go.


A mother named Carol did go
To the kitchen to whip up some dinner
Those tangy fries and frozen gourmet fish sticks
Made her sons do some pretty awesome lip licks
Too bad the ketchup cache was just  drips!

A school in Carol's district did call
A literacy coach they'll be needing this fall
If only her Spanish,
Did not so easily vanish,
Tomorrow's interview might  be a ball.

There once was a fool named Carol

To a poetry contest she did barrel

And now she's sitting her panicked

and a little bit frantic

Cuz her poetry bones just won't go. 

Procrastinator Carol was trying

To learn Spanish with poetry flying,

Her lesson plans weren't done

And her teenagers weren't fun

She felt like she oughta start crying!