Friday, March 24, 2017
1) I haven't turned it in because the topic is huge. We had to choose a topic related to English Learners (EL's) and assessment, and read two articles about that topic, preferably with opposing points of view. Then we had to summarize and critique the articles, then connect them to the other articles we have read in the class. And do it in 2200 words. I have written and written and written for the last ten days, trying to include all of the different components. I thought I was almost done, until I did a word count. I had 3800 words. I'm down to 2700, but I haven't done a good job connecting to previous readings. I still need to work on that a little more, then probably cut another thousand words. That's a lot of words.
2) I haven't turned it in because I'm grappling with the topic. My topic is translanguaging. Do you know what that is? It has to do with the makeup of the bilingual brain. In the past, people used to think that the two languages were basically in two separate brains, that could be turned on or off, depending on the linguistic demands. Switching back and forth between the two languages in one conversation or one piece of writing was called code switching. Code switching was strictly frowned upon. Now, linguists believe that Emerging Bilinguals (EB's) move continuously back and forth between the two languages. Current research suggests that it's ok for students to use both languages, and that there are, in fact, circumstances where that can enhance the language of the L2. I read two articles, one about university students studying to be teachers in Costa Rica, who constantly use translanguaging in their own lives, but don't want kids to do it in their classrooms. The other article is by two professors from CU. Their research looked at the Colorado Basic Literacy Act, now called the READ Act. Kids were placed on reading contracts based on the assessment of one of their two languages. The researchers think that this results in many misdiagnoses of primary grade readers. The topic is really interesting. My understandings are still developing. I need to talk about them. I want to talk about them. But the professor doesn't want exploratory thinking. He wants polished finished thinking and I'm not there yet.
3) I haven't turned it in because I can't get the hang of the voice. It's a research paper. Written in third person. I hardly ever write in that voice. I don't like it. And I'm having trouble doing it well. And I end up with way too many words. And sometimes it feels like it doesn't make sense.
4) I haven't turned it in because the professor is super nit picky about APA style. The last paper we wrote, I was really proud of. We had to analyze an assessment. I did mine about a new reading assessment my state is doing. It was ten pages and I worked really hard on it. I thought I had done a great job and was really proud of my work. He wrote one comment on it, and marked about a million places where I had forgotten a period or somehow incorrectly used the APA style. Now I'm super neurotic about making mistakes with the APA style.
5) I haven't turned it in because I don't think the professor likes my writing or thinking. And it's giving me writer's block. And I'm really tired. And it's hard to write well when you are tired.
As I have been struggling this week, I have been thinking about our kids, who have been taking PARCC for the last two weeks. We expected them to read difficult texts and write in a really academic voice. And get the thing typed. And not make mistakes. In a relatively short time. And then it's months and months before they hear how they did. And there is no specific feedback.
Given those conditions, and the high possibility of failure, I'm not sure I'd be willing to try all that hard.
Thursday, March 23, 2017
The stories are so hard.
Today was one of those days.
I spot her first thing this morning.
Sixth grade girl.
Oldest of three.
Incredibly talented artist.
Hard, hard home life.
Today her head is on her desk.
Face buried in her arms.
I move toward her.
Touch her gently.
She is clearly not.
She does not lift her head.
Her teacher tells me
she is upset about her birthday.
It is during spring break.
She thinks no one will celebrate.
No one will acknowledge her special day.
My heart breaks.
Everyone should have a birthday.
Teachers. Administrators. Office staff scramble.
A quick run to the grocery store.
The yummy kind
with thick yellow frosting.
A coloring book.
A huge variety pack
of colored pencils.
A two-class party.
Percy Jackson movie.
The birthday song.
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you.
Her teacher asks,
"But what should I say?
Who should I tell her
the cookies are from?"
"Just tell her
that she is a precious treasure.
And the cookies
are from the people
who love her."
Sometimes the stories are so hard.
Wednesday, March 22, 2017
Earlier today, I retested one of the kindergarten boys. He had tested as a Tier Three this month. His teacher wasn't sure that was accurate. We are allowed to retest if we want to. I'm a reading interventionist, and I've been trying to pull those types of kids every time I have a free minute or two.
F was delighted to come to the library to read with me. I watched as he took the test. Made notes about what he could and couldn't do. Marveled at his kindergarten brain.
And now we are meeting to discuss the data. C's partner comes over from next door. It's not a scheduled meeting. She doesn't have to come. But she does. Because she cares about kids. Because we want to understand this assessment. So we can do a better job with our kids.
We look at the numbers. I tell them a few stories about the things I noticed as F worked through the test. How he made personal connections to the stories, but then got so excited about those that he forgot to listen to the rest of the question he was supposed to answer. How he burst out into the "ch" digraph song, when a test item about digraphs came up. How he knew beginning sounds and rhyming words, but had trouble when the test alternated with these two types of questions.
And he how he had tested not as a Tier Three reader, but rather as a Tier One reader, when he worked one-one with me.
We wondered which results were accurate. Wondered whether the littlest guys would do better with iPads. Wondered how much of what the test measured was developmental. How much was about kids' familiarity with technology. We talked about how we might be able to test all of our Tier Three readers one on one to see whether they might do better in a one-one situation.
We thought about which kids were not being represented accurately by their March scores. Listed the ones we wanted to retest. Talked about what we thought we could do to solidify F's understandings of beginning sounds and rhyming.
And pretty soon, a five-minute, "Let me tell you what F did this afternoon, when I worked with him" had turned into a 30 minute conversation.
A time when real decisions about real instruction were made.
A data meeting, at its finest.
Tuesday, March 21, 2017
It was due today.
And even though I worked really, really hard.
It was only about 3/4 of the way done.
The last paper we turned in
I worked really, really hard too
And did what I thought was a really great job.
The professor wrote one comment.
And corrected about ten APA style mistakes.
I wasn't really happy with this paper.
The topic felt big and unmanageable.
I still can't get my head around it.
I'm not at all sure I did what the professor wanted.
But when I was driving home tonight
I did have an idea of how I can make it better
Iehearsed a couple of transition lines .
And I think I might have figured out
what the paper is really about.
I think I really did write my way
to new understandings.
But it's taken about 15 hours so far.
I am so tired.
And I hate having the dang paper
hanging over my head
Sunday, March 19, 2017
We clean a little, do a little shopping, pay a few bills, and go out to lunch.
Lunch is always the big dilemma.
"Where do you want to go for lunch?" she asks.
"I don't care. Where do you want to go for lunch?"
We go back and forth two or three times. And then I remind my mom that it really doesn't matter, because wherever we go, chances are good that I will have a salad with chicken on it.
And I have decided that there is a universal "salad with chicken" factory located somewhere in the world. This factory acts as a supplier and churns out salads with chicken for every restaurant in the world.
There are several variations, but they are basically "salads with chicken" are the same wherever we go:
1) Chicken Caesar Salad- lettuce, chicken, croutons, shaved parmesan cheese, caesar salad dressing.
2) Barbecue Chicken Salad- lettuce, chicken with barbecue sauce, something crunchy (like tortilla strips), black beans, corn, sometimes jicama, ranch dressing.
3) Chicken Cobb Salad- lettuce, chicken, bleu cheese, and I don't know what else. I don't like bleu cheese so I stop reading right there.
4) Oriental (sometimes called Asian) Chicken Salad- lettuce, chicken, mandarin oranges, pineapple, something crunchy- sometimes it's wonton strips, sometimes it's chow mein noodles, dressing
5) Fried Chicken Salad- lettuce, fried/breaded chicken, cheese, eggs, ranch dressing- I don't know what else because I don't ever have this one either. The Fried Chicken and cheese are too many Weight Watchers points. I might as well have a burger, which would taste better anyway.
6) Mexican Chicken Salad- Lettuce, chicken flavored with taco seasoning, salsa, sometimes sour cream and sometimes guacamole, corn, something crunchy, usually corn chips, sometimes served in a taco shell bowl, which I usually try not to eat
Pretty much every week, I choose one of these (not Chicken Cobb because of the bleu cheese or Fried Chicken Salad because it has too much fat) Sometimes we go somewhere else; today, for instance, we went to a Mexican place and I had chicken fajitas, or every once in a while I break down and have a burger, and occasionally we have Italian or Chinese, but mostly I have a salad with chicken.
I want to make sure I am doing my part to help the salad with chicken factory stay in business. It's my civic responsibility.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
I first noticed it last year. The primary grade students at our school usually do an extended author study every spring. As part of the unit, they make T-shirts from their favorite book, then wear them to field day. The kids love them, and the teachers have an easier time keeping track of their kids.
Last year, I helped the first grade teachers order their t-shirts. They were nothing fancy, just plain white t-shirts, as cheap as we could get them. The next day, and every day after that for about two weeks, my Facebook page was inundated with ads for little boys' underwear.
It took me a day or so to figure out why I was getting the ads. My boys are not little. They don't wear Size 6 Fruit of the Looms. And then I happened to mention it to one of the first grade teachers and she explained that it was because I purchased the t-shirts for the author study.
It actually felt a little creepy. First, I was kind of worried about what people would think about an old lady who searches children's underwear sites. It just felt weird. And then, I didn't like the idea that
Facebook was watching me. It just felt icky.
But I've noticed the phenomena pretty regularly ever since. With me, it's mostly about books, because that's mostly what I buy. And it doesn't just have to do with what I post publicly. Recently, a friend messaged me about buying a bathing suit for an upcoming trip. She was was talking about how expensive bathing suits are. And about how buying a bathing suit made her feel extra large. I concurred. And mentioned the name of a company that supposedly has attractive, not super expensive bathing suits. And ever since then, I have been receiving bathing suit ads. From that company. And from others. And especially for plus sized women. And with bargain prices. A little creepy.
The "Big Brother is Watching You" phenomena took an interesting twist this week. About a week ago, I saw an ad for a pair of high top tennis shoes with books on them. I loved them. I clicked on the ad, and saw that they were pretty expensive. But they were really fun. I didn't buy them then. But they kept coming up. And every time I would look at them, I wanted them. Sort of unusual for me, because I'm really not a shopper, or a clothes horse. And they were kind of expensive.
But I really liked them.
And today they came up again. And it was a hard day. I didn't lose any weight on my weekly weigh in. In fact, I gained a pound. I came home and cleaned up the kitchen and ran the dishwasher. And then my son cleaned his room and left a huge pile of dishes on the kitchen counter. And we had a fight. And then I graded papers. That were supposed to be finished ten days ago. And they still aren't done. And I have a ten page paper due myself on Tuesday. And I haven't started it.
So the shoes came up again today. And I clicked on them. And bought them.
Because sometimes maybe the universe, or at least Big Brother knows what you need.
Friday, March 17, 2017
Sometimes when I can't stand life any more,
when I can't hear one more story about what is going on in Washington D.C.
when I have worried long enough about what I will be doing next year,
or whether my sons will ever be normal, functioning adults
I sneak away to go puppy watching.
I don't sneak away physically.
I sneak away to an entirely different virtual reality.
Warning: It's highly addictive)
The Warrior Canine Connection is a Maryland-based organization
that raises labs and golden retrievers
to act as service dogs
for warriors with PTSD and traumatic brain injuries.
I've written about these guys before.
I stumbled across them in the summer of 2012
when my son had departed for his first year of college
and the Aurora theater shooting had just happened.
My soul was deeply troubled
Just like it is right now
But there's something about watching puppies nursing
sleeping in a giant puppy pile
that soothes me.
Right now, there is a litter
of eight golden retrievers,
four girls and four boys,
with a beautiful mama named Jessi
The puppies are about five weeks old.
They are already at least partly potty trained
they interact with puppy petting volunteers
of all ages several hours each day
they eat out of bowls
soon they will be named
(the last few litters have been named after veterans)
go home with volunteer puppy parents
and spent two years learning
how to be service dogs.
It's a hard job
and it seems like only about half actually make it.
Others become therapy dogs
or family service dogs.
I love watching them grow.
There's just something soothing
about watching puppies.
Thursday, March 16, 2017
A quiz on PARCC Thursday:
"Miss, I'm hungry."
A) Can I borrow some money?
B) I don't have lunch money and I haven't eaten today.
C) It's close to pay day and my parents don't have money, even 40 cents for reduced lunch, to give me.
"Miss, I need ice."
a) I have suffered a season-ending concussion and will be visiting the emergency room tonight, at which point I will tell my parent or guardian that I told the teacher on cafeteria duty I was hurt and she didn't do anything.
b) I hurt myself twenty minutes ago, when we first went outside. Now that it's time to go back to class, I think I should get it checked.
c) I left my (hot cheetos/gatorade/burrito) in my locker, and I really need to get out of the lunchroom and up the stairs to get it.
"Miss, can you go outside with me?"
a) My coat/hat/mother's diamond necklace that I borrowed but she doesn't know about is in the farthest reaches of the playground, approximately three city blocks from the lunchroom. I need an adult to go outside and get it with me.
b) I need boyfriend/girlfriend/family advice and don't want my friends to know I'm asking.
c) Oh wait, I actually left it in my locker, but I forgot because my executive function lobes are not fully developed.
Miss, look what I can do!
a) I spent three hours last night acquiring a new and wonderful skill- a Rubik's cute, flipping a water bottle, or wrapping one's leg around neighbor's neck- and now feel the need to share it.
b) I'm feeling totally invisible today. Please let me know that someone cares that I am alive.
c) I have some peculiar body-altering ability. As soon as I show you that I can do it, the other seven people at my table will also have to do it. And someone will probably fall off the bench and sustain minor injuries.
Miss, did you ever have a boyfriend?
a) Do you have a life outside of school?
b) All of the other teachers are married. I don't think you are, because you aren't a Mrs. I wonder why you aren't.
c) Do you think I will ever have a boyfriend/girlfriend/mate?
Miss, how old are you?
1) You are the most ancient person in this school. I want to know if you are older than my grandmother.
2) Do you remember when they had those, what are they called, oh yeah, typewriters, did you have those?
3) Your hair is gray, so you are definitely old. I'm wondering why you don't dye your hair.
"Miss, taste this."
Advice: Do not, under an circumstances, put it in your mouth. Said object will either be:
a) so hot that tears will come out of your eyes the second said object hits your taste buds
b) something that makes you consider throwing up on the school cafeteria floor
c) have previously been somewhere weird, like someone's coat pocket or the floor by the furnace room. If an adult is stupid enough to put it in his/her mouth, everyone will spontaneously roll on the floor in hysterical laughter.This concludes the final section of the LUNCH DUTY PARCC. Please check your answers, then sign out.
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
"Dr. Carol, we have a problem," says D.
"You do? Can I help?"
"Yes. There are no paper towels in the boys' bathroom."
Phew. An easy one.
"Oh, I can help with that" I say walking across the hall to grab some paper towels from the art teacher's sink. I pass out a handful of paper towels.
I promise I will tell Mr. Tyler, our facility manager, and prepare to move on. The boys head back to music. D heads the other direction.
"Where are you going?" I say.
"I have to go meet F," she says. "She went to go tell the office about the paper towels."
This problem is getting a little more complicated. The office is the opposite direction of where D is heading.
"Sweetie," I say, pointing to the stairs, "She'll come up right here. The office is right below us. Why don't you just wait here, then when she comes, you can meet her."
She is not convinced. "But I have to meet her where I left her."
"But, D, if she went down to the office, she's not going to be where you left her. She'll come up these stairs."
Somehow this conversation is not going well.
And I have somehow acquired an audience. The sixth grade teacher has dropped her students off at specials and is standing in her doorway, fascinated with our conversation.
Every time D says something, J makes a face at me.
I decide to try another tactic. "D, sweetie, I don't want you to miss any more music. Music is really fun. Maybe they are playing instruments." Behind D, J nods enthusiastically.
I take D by the hand. "Let's go back to music."
"But I am supposed to meet F," she says. I tell her I will go find F, but that I don't want her to miss any more music. By now J is doubled over, laughing so hard that tears are running down her face. And her teammate has joined her.
I shove D in the door to the music class. "She was waiting for F," I say. The music teacher looks confused, but I quickly shut the door and head down the stairs.
J stops me. "How do you do that?" she says. "What was she talking about?"
I wish I knew. I shrug.
And then F appears on the landing. She has another little boy, T, with her.
"Hi, Dr. Carol!" she says. "I had to take T to the office. He bumped his head on the recycle bin. So I took him to the office."
I smile and comment how nice she is to help her friend.
I refuse to ask about the paper towels in the boys' bathroom. I am not going there again.
I run down the stairs.
I can hear the sixth grade teachers laughing all the way from the first floor.
Tuesday, March 14, 2017
He couldn't wait to get his first football jersey.
He slept in the shoulder pads and helmet for three nights straight.
He loved the kelly green basketball shirt.
Didn't take his high school letter jacket off for four months.
Even so, I am a little surprised at his reaction to the new work uniforms.
He usually doesn't want to talk about work.
Or actually much of anything else.
At least not to me.
Tonight, though, he is waiting at the dining room table
when I walk in the door from work.
I wonder what might be wrong.
How was work? I say, steeling myself for the bad news.
"Good," he says.
"It was good.
I got my uniforms."
He goes into his bedroom
and comes out with an armload of clothes on hangers.
Six pairs of black pants. Creased.
Three short sleeved.
Three long sleeved.
Spelled correctly on a patch sewn over the the right pocket
Certified technician over the left.
As far as I know, he hasn't been certified in anything.
But if this patch
embroidered on a patch on his back
make it feel true
so be it.
he tells me that the last place told him
he would get uniforms in 30 days.
And he worked there way longer than that.
But still didn't get a uniform.
He tells me that most people leave their uniforms at work.
They get washed there.
(I think the car dealership probably has a uniform service).
But he has brought his uniforms home
Will wash them himself.
I imagine the grease and grime from a car place.
The hours it will take to iron those creases.
And suggest he might want to take the uniforms back.
And let them do the washing and ironing.
He considers it
and decides he will take three back
and leave three at home.
Just to make sure he always has one available.
He is so proud of the uniforms.
He belongs somewhere.
He has worth.
My mother heart lifts.
A tiny success.
Monday, March 13, 2017
Am I being
a tiny bit ungrateful
if I say
I wish I lived on the East Coast this week?
They are supposed to have a blizzard.
We are having weather in the seventies all week
and I'm a little jealous of my East Coast friends.
We haven't had one snow day this year.
All this dry is making me worry
about this summer.
It will be long and dry.
And I worry about climate change.
But, selfishly I am also just longing for a snow day.
I love those days,
once in a great while,
when you wake up
to a whirling winter wonderland.
And don't have to go anywhere.
I love making cookies.
I love shoveling.
on the eve
of a string of seventy degree days
I am longing for a snow day.
Sunday, March 12, 2017
Son #2 is struggling too. Since he graduated from high school in 2013, he has started semesters at two different colleges. But not finished. And he a trade school for motorcycle mechanics. He made it to November of a year long course. Most recently, he was employed at a high end sandwich shop. He was fired, I think, when he asked the manager how he felt about people carrying concealed weapons (with permits, of course). The question was purely rhetorical- my son doesn't have a concealed weapons permit, nor does he carry a weapon (at least that I'm aware of), but very soon after that, he was let go. And I suspect there is probably a connection.
For about the last month, Son #2 has been sitting around the house, concocting elaborate get rich quick scenes. And I just keep saying, "No, I don't think that will work for me." He is more than a little irritated that I don't like any of his ideas. Here are a few that he has come up with most recently. I just keep saying no. And he is convinced that I am out to ruin his life.
Here are some of the possibilities he has recently considered:
- Gunsmith- He can do this. But we live in a city where there are no bears or things to hunt. And guns violate pretty much every belief in every fiber of my being. So he could do that. But he would have to pay for it himself. And he cannot bring a gun into my house.
- Professional XBox Player- Possibly. At some point in the future. But until he can support himself doing this, he will need to find some form of alternative employment
- Professional sharpshooter- Again possibly. At some point in the future. But until he can support himself doing this, he will need to find some form of alternative employment.
- Restaurant/Food Truck Owner- My son has extensive food service experience- six months at a doughnut shop, several other shorter gigs at various other restaurants. He is sure he has enough experience to open a restaurant or food truck. I just need to find the place, and help with the startup costs.
- Marijuana Seller- We live in Colorado. It's legal to smoke. To work in one of those stores, you need to have a license of some kind (I don't know that much about it, because I have never personally visited one of those stores, nor do I have any interest in so doing). My son thinks it would be a great idea if I financed a license for him and his brother. Better yet, we could open our own store. Again financed by yours truly.
- Walk-on athlete- Both of my sons were very talented athletes in high school. Son #2 was the varsity quarterback when he was a freshman in high school and also played competitive basketball from second grade through high school. He is considering walking on to a sports team, but is not sure whether it would be football or basketball. Which might still be a possibility. However, to the best of my knowledge, he has not picked up a ball of any kind since 2013. He is not working out- running or lifting. And that might be a problem.
I also seem to be saying no to many other possibilities.
- I should sell the car(s) and buy motorcycle(s).
- I should pay for my sons to travel back to the country of their birth (they were actually both born in Denver, at Denver General Hospital), but they are talking about somewhere in Africa.
- I should buy a house (and make the monthly payments) so my sons can move out of my house (umm, this one I might consider, if I had the money!).
I have suggested several things I consider possibilities- jobs at the airport, in hotels, restaurants, banks, Coca Cola, the post office. I send pictures of help wanted signs every time I see one that looks remotely interesting.
He's talked about military service, and even though that scares me to death, I have mostly just tried to listen.
I've said that my son might consider going back to school, but that he would have to pay for each semester, and then if he has a B average, I would be willing to pay back at least half of it (except for gun school).
None of those are acceptable to him.
So mostly, I spend my life saying no, again, and again, and again, and then just in case someone didn't hear it the first time, I say it a little louder.
Because everyone knows I am a person who likes to say no. And that I really want to ruin his life.
Saturday, March 11, 2017
Take today for instance.
I am at the library, where I am trying to work on grading papers, which were supposed to have been done on Thursday, and which are nowhere close to being finished. My phone rings. It is Son #1. He started a new job this week and is supposed to be at work today. He doesn't usually call me. I wonder what is wrong.
"I have a warranty on my glasses, right?" I tell him that he does, but I think it expired in February. And I remind him that when we replaced his glasses last year, they told him that he would need an eye exam the next time.
"Don't you have a backup pair of glasses?" I ask. He tells me those are broken too.
"How badly are your glasses broken? Do they just need a new sidepiece, or are they too broken to repair?"
Both pair, according to him, are broken beyond repair.
"I want contacts. Can you help me?"
I sigh. I am really struggling with what parenting is supposed to look like at this age.
My son is 23. Has a serious diagnosed mental health issue. Has been hospitalized twice, for extended time periods, for this issue, in the last year.
He struggles to hold a job. Started a new job this week. Got his first paycheck.
And I am wondering, how much am I supposed to do for him? And how much is he supposed to do for himself?
And now he is asking me to buy glasses. After a lengthy discussion, I told him he needed to stop spending his money however he wants, e.g. on beer and marijuana (I live in Colorado) and video games, and start paying his own expenses. He needs to buy his own glasses.
And now I'm feeling really guilty. I don't know that he will go get glasses himself and he really needs them. He has to drive for his job. What if he has a car accident because he can't see? And if he has an accident at work, he will probably lose his job. And if he has an accident with his car, I will be responsible for it, and we will probably lose our insurance, because he has had several other accidents.
This is when I wish I was married. Had someone else to do tag team.
Because I am pretty much feeling like a complete and total mother failure right now.
Friday, March 10, 2017
I love lunch duty.
I love connecting with kids.
Take yesterday. The minute I stepped outside a substitute approached me.
"Do you see that kid over there? The one in the white t-shirt? He has a big stick. I'm afraid it's not going to end well."
I look where she is pointing. I don't see anyone with a big stick. Still, I head across the playground, just in case. It turns out J is hiding behind the recycle bins. And he does have a big stick. Well, not a stick exactly. It's actually a heavy paper tube, about two feet long, that one of the second graders made into a rainstick during a recent unit on sound. Evidently, he has taken it out of the recycle bins.
"Hey, J, what is that? What are you doing?"
"Hi, Miss. Nothing. I'm not doing nothing?"
I wince a little at the grammar, a week before PARCC, but proceed with my stick mission.
"What's with the stick, buddy?"
"Nothing, miss, I just found this."
"Some people are a little worried. That doesn't look that safe."
"I won't hit anyone, Miss. I'll be careful." I have known J since fourth grade. He is a sweet, sweet guy and I seriously doubt that he would hit anyone, at least not on purpose, or at least not with the intent of hurting them. Even so, I know that sometimes middle school horseplay can get a little crazy.
"Let me hold the stick until after school, buddy. If you want it back, you can come get it from me then." I suspect it's probably out of sight, out of mind, and by the time that 3:00 rolls around, he won't want it anymore.
And after a little more discussion, he hands it over, albeit a little reluctantly. And for the next 30 minutes, I march around with a two-foot long tube. At least ten kids, mostly boys, ask me about the stick. Ask me if they can have it. Try to wrestle it from my hand. At one point, I tell two of our resident love birds that it's a PDA measurer I have made, to make sure that there is enough distance between them.
I have a lot of fun with that stick.
But then there are the more serious moments, the times I am really glad I am out there.
B, who has been at our school since late last spring, unfolds his fist to show me a sparkly purple plastic top.
"Look, Miss," he says, flipping it out of his hand to show me how it spins.
"Cool. Where did you get that?" I ask.
"My mom sent it to me. From Mexico."
"Your mom is in Mexico?"
"Yeah, she's there with my dad. She lives there."
I flip through all that I know about this kid. Big kid. Man-sized already. Arrived last Spring. Monolingual Spanish at that time. English developing nicely. Really smart. Beyond polite. Always has a crowd of girls following him around the playground. Registered to attend a technology high school next year. No siblings at our school.
Nothing about his family.
"Who do you live with?" I say.
"My brother and sister."
"How old are they?"
"Thirty-two and thirty-five."
"Where do they work?"
"In Centennial. My sister cleans houses. My brother manages a restaurant."
My heart clutches, as I imagine this kid, thousands of miles from home, living with older siblings that probably work a lot of hours, sitting by himself in a quiet apartment after school.
"How did you end up here?" I ask.
"For my school. It's better here."
"I'll bet you miss home. And I bet your mom misses you."
"Yeah," he says, and drifts away to show three girls his top.
I really love lunch duty.
For me, it's holy ground.
Thursday, March 9, 2017
I am a morning person. I always have been. I got that gene from my father, who always got up super early and read, or worked on yellow legal pads he brought home from the office, or unloaded the dishwasher (which the non-morning people in the house totally loved!).
When I was a little girl, I got up with him. We had breakfast together. He helped me with my multiplication tables and algebra homework. I practiced the piano (which the non-morning people in the house totally loved!).
As a morning person, I am also a morning writer. Or at least I prefer to be a morning writer. I know I write better in the morning. I am more creative. My thoughts are clearer. The writing is more crafted. I can edit my own mistakes.
And when you write in the morning, you get more feedback from other writers. I really like getting feedback.
And yet, pretty much each of the last ten days, I have been one of the last twenty people to submit my slice. On Friday, I totally missed the deadline. I sliced, but it was after midnight, at least according to East Coast standards.
I hate slicing at night. The writing usually is not as well-crafted. I often read it the next morning and feel less than satisfied. There are usually editing errors I didn't catch.
And you get very little feedback from other writers.
But right now life is really complicated. My principal retired unexpectedly, mid year, and my professional life is in major upheaval. We are a week from taking the PARCC and I'm frantically reading student work and helping teachers plan those last few lessons. Thinking about how we can help those "cusp" kids score in the proficient range. And help our ELL kids and struggling readers and writers demonstrate all that they can do.
And then there's the home stuff. Single parenting of two almost adults, who are not quite acting like adults. Paying bills. Walking the dog. Cleaning. Or at least picking up a little.
By the time I get to slicing, it's usually about 9:00. And not 9:00 where I am slicing for the next day. I'm not that far ahead. It's 9:00 where I only have an hour and then it won't even be considered a slice for that day.
But I really do want to participate in the Slice of Life community. And so I slice at night. And slap my slices up there at the last minute, knowing they are not the very best I can do. And knowing I won't get many, if any comments.
And maybe it's just me.
But when I see that "Late Night Slicer" badge, I feel a little sad. Disorganized. Late to the party. Unworthy.
I won't be putting that late night slicer deal on my blog.
I don't want to wear that badge.
Wednesday, March 8, 2017
I woke up with a headache this morning. I hardly ever do that. But I hate this time of year.
Usually I am really good at seeing the strengths in kids' writings. I delight in kids' approximations.
But there are only three days until the test. And the writing seems so rough.
I start my day in fourth grade. Our nine year olds are finishing an essay. They have read two articles- one about Owen and Mzee, and one about a man who is a quadriplegic and has a service monkey. They also watched a video about two interdependent species. They loved the articles.
The writing, ummm, not so much. One of our best writers proudly shows me his conclusion:
In conclusion, both of these animal relationships are different in many ways. They both were very interesting. I hope I could see these animal relationships in action some day so I could write a way, way better contrasting essay about these two relationships.
I can't decide whether I should laugh or cry. There are only three days until the test.
Next I go to third grade. They have worked so hard on their writing. Have improved so much this year. But they have to type their essays. Some of the kids do fine. But some are really, really slow. Their lines poke along the page, and I despair of them ever having a paragraph on paper, let alone a full story or five paragraph essay.
They have recently learned to use dialogue. And they are really proud of it. They are not that good, though, at punctuating their dialogue. There are misplaced commas and quotation marks all over the place. Usually I would be able to celebrate and honor their approximations. But today I just wince. There are only three days until the test.
I have an intervention group in this class. One of my little guys has been gone for several days after tossing his cookies in the middle of the classroom. Reading has not come easy for him. And we have worked hard.
He is back today and greets me as I walk in the door. Wants to tell me about the story he is writing. A continuation of a story that they had just finished reading. T. tells a beautiful story, complete with details. But then he has to type. His first few sentences are about the family waking up, and having breakfast around the campfire. He wants to write that they had pancakes and sausage, but he cannot figure out how to spell sausage. He finally settles on pancakes and eggs. "I really like sausage," he says, "but I know how to spell eggs." Usually I would just tell him to spell the best he could, but not today. There are only three days until the test.
After lunch, I go up to fifth grade. I have another intervention group that comes out of this class. One of my little gals, M., is sitting in the front of the room, away from the class. She tells me that this is her office, that she wants to work alone where it's quiet. She proudly shows me how carefully she has annotated the prompt, circling words like journal and point of view.
"And look, look what I did," she says, waving a piece of paper in front of me. She has written a whole page. She reads it aloud to me, and I can hear the pride in her voice. I read the prompt, and ask her to show me the different parts in her writing. "I did it," she says, "I did it." She points proudly to where she has covered each part of the prompt. She really did do it. I just wish she had used paragraphs, and perhaps a few periods in the first half of the text. There are only three days until the test.
Finally, I touch base with Y. She is the oldest of four girls, has a hard, hard home life. There is little joy. But this year, she has joined the literacy club, devouring graphic novels, one after another. And she's written, a lot. She's been so proud of the growth she has made in writing. The last few weeks I have seen a difference in her. All of the recent joy and pride are gone. "I'm not one of the smart kids, miss," she says. She leans back and draws designs on her hand with a brown sharpie. And I wonder how I can build her up again.
There are only three days until the test.
And I am so tired.
Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Remembering all that we have taught. Worrying over what we haven't.
This morning I am in fourth grade. We are doing a research simulation. The kids have read 2 articles and watched a video, we have annotated the prompt, planned together, and now they are ready to write a piece comparing two of the articles.
Robin, the fourth grade teacher, and I circle the room, conferring with individual kids.
D's voice breaks into my writing conference.
"Dr. Carol," she says.
I am surprised that she is interrupting my conference. I have just finished speaking to her, and she seemed really clear on where she wants to go with her essay. And the kids know better than to interrupt a writing conference.
Almost before I can respond, she says, "Dr. Carol, I need help." Again, I am surprised. She is usually not that needy.
"I'm stuck," she says.
I think she is talking about her writing. "You are stuck?" I ask, all ready to ask her what writers do when they get stuck.
Suddenly, her table partner feels the need to intervene.
"Dr Carol, her foot is stuck."
"Her foot is stuck?" I say dumbly.
"Yes, she's stuck."
D's face is now one of complete panic. I bend down to look at her shoe. Somehow, she has managed to jam her sparkling white, brand new tennis shoe into the metal book rack soldered to the bottom of the chair. And now she is stuck.
I try to wiggle her foot a little.
"Ow," she says. "That hurts. My foot is stuck."
I can't figure out what to do. Her foot really is stuck. I decide to take her shoe off, but it is double knotted, so I sit down on the floor next to the chair and pick at the knot. An audience is beginning to gather. I pick at the knot some more, and finally manage to loosen it.
I still can't get her shoe off.
"You need to loosen the laces," advises R, who sits right behind D.
I pull the laces. The shoes appear to be new and the lacing holes are tight.
I tug at them for a couple of more minutes.
"You have to undo them all the way down," R says.
Finally, I manage to loosen the laces enough to get the shoe off. D's foot releases.
"Phew," I say. "I guess you don't have to take our chair home with you."
D is embarrassed, but manages a half-hearted smile.
She returns to her writing and I return to my conference.
Just another day in the life of a writing teacher, a week before the tests.
Monday, March 6, 2017
He started today.
Another new job.
The fourth? fifth? sixth?
OK, I actually don't know how many this year.
Mostly car related.
Usually they last a month or two,
and then something happens.
The road to adulthood
has been more than a little bumpy.
But today he started again.
Detailing at a car dealership.
A job he found on the internet.
I send a text before he starts,
Wishing him luck.
He comes back, "Thanks."
I send up a prayer.
That the job will be a good fit.
That he will like it.
That he will be surrounded by good people.
That there will be room to grow.
That he will stay.
At noon, I text again.
"Thinking of you.
Hope it's going well."
He does not answer.
I did not expect that he would.
I call around 7.
He tells me had a good day,
That he detailed,
but also did other things.
That they ordered him a uniform.
That he thinks it is the best job
he has ever had.
He sounds happy.
And I pray that this job will last.
Sunday, March 5, 2017
The papers sit in a messy stack on my computer desktop.
5 more Close Reading Planners. 15 more article reactions. Almost 30 System Functional Linguistic planners. Artifacts from the "Literacy for English Language Learners" class I finished teaching on Thursday night.
The class, along with 7 others, are required for teachers new to my district. It's a great class. I love teaching it. And as an oldie moldie, who is not THAT far from retirement, I love leaving my mark on all of these new baby teachers.
I don't so much love grading papers. It takes forever. Especially when the class has 31 students. Which this one did.
The problem for me is that I spend way too much time on each paper. For me, it's not about attaching a grade. It's not about filling out the numbers on a rubric, although I do use one. I could care less about the numbers or letter grades. Instead, for me, it's about the conversations.
I love engaging in conversations around people's work. I try really hard to give my students positive feedback about the things they did well. And then to push them to question themselves, and to engage in new thinking. I usually try to provide a link to one or two resources-- websites or books or articles that I think they might enjoy. It takes me a long time to respond like that.
I got up super early this morning to read papers. I read for four hours, then went to Colorado Springs to see my mom. I only got through 15 articles reactions. The Close Reading Planners take longer, usually 45 minutes to an hour each. The SFL planners are half an hour minimum.
And all of them have to be done by Thursday.
This isn't part of my regular job. This is an extra job that I started when my sons were in college. And just haven't quit. I still have to do work for my regular job too.
I actually should be doing that right now instead of slicing.
I'm thinking I have some late nights and early mornings ahead this week.
Because responding to people takes way longer than grading.
Saturday, March 4, 2017
But I suspect there are two sides to every coin.
So tonight I'm going to post a slice that portrays me in, ummmm, a not-so-favorable light.
It happened this afternoon.
But maybe I should back up a little. This was a really crazy week. Super, super busy, with lots of night stuff. An extra class. A paper due. A class to teach. Papers to grade. On and on and on.
On top of all of the physical busy-ness, it was a grueling week emotionally. My principal, who I have worked with for the last five years, and who I like very much, retired the middle of last week, very unexpectedly. And now we have an interim principal. And it's been really hard. And I'm really tired.
This morning I went to a meeting for the Colorado Children's Book Award, then went to the library to read my students' papers for three hours this afternoon. Then I decided to come home and walk the dog. It was absolutely gorgeous, warm enough to be outside in short sleeves, and I didn't want to miss the day.
I clipped the leash on Star and started out. We were about three blocks from home, when I heard someone screaming. I looked down the street and saw a lady, three or four houses down holding a medium sized black poodle-looking dog. She was screaming at a large German Sheperd mix dog who was trying to get at her little dog.
Then in almost an instant, the German Shepherd turned around. And ran, full speed, straight toward us. Teeth bared. Growling and barking. I was terrified.
I had read somewhere, that if your dog is ever involved in a dog fight, you should let go of the leash, so that your dog has a chance to defend itself. And so that's what I did. I let go of Star's leash, so that my slightly geriatric, overweight, ten-year-old lab mix might at least have a chance against all of that power and all of those teeth.
The two ran at each other, and I waited for blood. Somehow, though, they didn't fight. Instead, they made big, whirling looping, barking, circles two or three times, and then Star was done.
By that time, a man, evidently the owner of the dog, had arrived at the corner. I could see, now that things had slowed down a little, that the dog was trailing a leash. So maybe he had somehow gotten loose.
But I was so scared I was shaking all over.
And I was so mad. All I had wanted to do was have a peaceful walk with my dog, on a beautiful spring afternoon, after a hard, hard week. And then this happened.
"Get hold of your *** (insert bad word here) dog, " I screamed.
And I could tell the man didn't know what to say. He just looked at me. He didn't say anything.
I grabbed Star's leash and dragged her down the street.
And I have been feeling bad about my reaction ever since.
Definitely not one of my finer moments.
Friday, March 3, 2017
It's 10:20 Mountain Time.
That means it's 12:20 Eastern Time.
Twenty minutes late.
But what can I say?
Sometimes life just gets in the way.
This has been a crazy busy week.
Class on Tuesday night.
A ten page paper due.
And also my night to be discussion leader.
On 75 pages of reading.
A completely different topic than the paper.
Wednesday night I responded to papers
for the class I taught last night, from 5:15-7:15.
I got home at 8.
And responded to my Welcome Wagon slicers.
This morning I got up.
Prepped for three data team meetings.
Got to school a little after six.
Led data teams.
Taught four intervention groups.
Did lunch duty.
Met with two different grade levels.
Did hall duty.
A friend teacher at my school
danced in a concert across town tonight.
So another teacher and I grabbed dinner at Panera's,
then went to the concert.
And now it's 10:30
And I haven't sliced.
So technically I guess I missed a day.
But it's not midnight here
And sometimes life just gets in the way.
Thursday, March 2, 2017
We said goodbye to another family yesterday.
Eighth grade girl.
Dyed red hair reaching to her waist.
Had just tried out for the soccer team.
Tiny third grade boy.
They left last night.
Headed back across the border.
Too afraid to stay.
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Every week Cheri gives a little pep talk. Last week's pep talk was entitled "What's Your Why?" Why are you trying to lose weight? People had lots of different answers- for their health, getting married, for their kids, so they can wear bathing suits this summer, etc. I think my major reason has to do with control. There are a million things going on in my life that I can't control, or haven't yet taken control of anyway; but my weight, developing healthier eating habits, and working on my writing, is an area I actually can do something about.
I've been thinking a lot about "What's My Why?" as I start March Slice of Life for what I think might be the seventh time, wondering, as I always do, whether I will really be able to pull this off.
There are a lot of reasons not to slice this year. I have a full time (60 hour per week plus) job. We have a really difficult and unusual situation going on at work right now that is sapping every bit of emotional energy I can muster and leaving me wishing for bed at 7 every night. I'm teaching a class for our ELA (English Language Acquisition) Department-- it's huge, 31 students, and I'm way behind in responding to their work. I'm pretty much in complete and total mother fail right now.
And yet I will slice. Or at least I will try to slice, because I think I live better when I slice. I pay closer attention to my own life, because I know I will need to put something down on paper. When I am writing, and working on getting better at writing, I'm a better teacher of writing. I've "met" lots of really nice people, all over the world, through Slice of Life. Some of those people write all year long, and I connect with them most Tuesdays. Other people just write in March, and it's fun to reconnect with them each year. I love getting comments and feedback on my writing.
And so I begin. Not sure I can do all 31 days. But I'm at least going to try.